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Saturday, 12 September, 2009

ever had the feeling,
that when you're waiting for something,

a person you're meeting coz the person's fucking late,
the bus to fucking arrive in the fucking hot sun,
waiting for the godammed mrt to reach your destination,

that you feel you could just "donate" your time away to someone else?

for example,

you're waiting for a fucking bus,
and then your bus comes, but out in the distance from the same direction, you see some mad woman trying to catch the bus that's slowly overtaking her in speed.

don't you think you could just "donate" your waiting time,
giving her more time to run/walk after the bus,
and in the other hand, give you less time to waste and wait?


another example,

just waiting for your friend.
give that waiting time for your friend,
to your other friend who takes so fucking long to reach,
and you get to waste less by giving him that time?





gosh, i've gotta invent some fucking scientific gadget for instances like these.

12:43 am

Monday, 29 June, 2009

The Reading Rap- TomaMoto

reading is so gangsta
reading is so cool
reading teaches you stuff
even when you're not in school

reading is so awesome
reading is so dope
you'll be a fool
to drop a book
like an inmate
dropping soap

when you read
your brain gets so big
unless you do advanced math
like calculus and trig
reading makes you smart
and so creative too
if you give up reading
then i'll say
FUCK YOU.




just a cool song i found on newgrounds. :D

12:38 am

Sunday, 14 June, 2009

how what started out as a normal sunday lunch family (minus my sister) conversation became a THOUSAND DOLLAR BET. (with $50 as interest for me being the bookie. xD)

ME: sigh, july coming soon already sia.

MUM: what you want for your birthday? bbq?

ME: eh, what time was i born ah.

DAD: AIYA, SOMETIME AT NIGHT LAH. THAT DAY YOUR MOTHER TAKE HALF-DAY OFF AND THEN...

MUM: RUBBISH! HE WAS BORN IN THE AFTERNOON LAH, THAT ONE WAS DENISE AND THE DAY WE GOT THE NEW MAID VERO, REMEMBER?

DAD: NO LAH.

ME: FUCCCCCCK IT LAH. YOU KNOW WHAT? I DON'T WANNA KNOW ALREADY LAH KNN. Y'ALL SO SURE THEN BET LAH.

MUM: OKAY LAH, I CORRECT YOU GIVE ME THOUSAND DOLLARS.

ME: i be bookie thanks.

DAD: why need to bet for what? i know i correct already.

MUM: YOU SO SURE WHY YOU NO BALLS BET? SCARED LOSE AH.







and i just go into wtf-mode,


ME: aiya the loser give me 50 bucks correct already lah, nabei.

12:30 pm

Thursday, 21 May, 2009

now that facebook is in the trend,
especially all the quizzes,
allow me to show you one of my results (and juowi's)
WHAT WILL YOU BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

yup, i'm a whore.

that aside, another trend of applications,
that is now dying, are the wars.
you got mafia wars, dragon wars, vampire wars, racing wars, fashion wars, etc...

yup, i bought a I LOVE MUM tattoo, grants you defence stats. LOL.

wtf i'm really getting bored.

2:48 pm

Wednesday, 13 May, 2009

Segata Sanshiro- DruoxtheShredder (from newgrounds)

*epic intro*



Running down the dirt road
with a Sega saturn on his back
He's come to kick your childrens' ass
And send them back inside!

No one is safe
you are all doomed
A judo throw for you!



land and explooode!
you will learn the Naaaaaaame!



SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
Better than Chuck Norris! it's Sanshiroo!!



There is No place that is safe
He will hunt all of you down
He will then throw everyone
and then he'll choke you out

Dancing in a nightclub only to to turn around

then you will SEEEEEE!!!

Standing ooover youuuuuu!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

Long Ago...
Before the time of Chuck Norris
There once was a man who roamed Japan with a Sega saturn on his back
and he found people to play it
because he knew:
THAT THE SEGA SATURN WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

*epic solo part...sorta*



He will never lose
you can not win
He can kick a baseball
an Asian Juggernaut



Try to kick a goal with a kick of penalty

You will then miss!

Because he liiifteeed the goooaaal!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
There's no end to pain, Sanshiroooooo!!!



He knows when you're sleeping
and He knows when you're awake
yes, He needs no facial hair
12 bricks his head can also break

you think he's Santa until his face is gone

Then you will seeeee

His true identityyyyyyy!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He's Segatahaaaaaa-aa-aaaa-aa-
aaaaa....Sanshiroooo!!!

NO BASEBALL ALLOWED BITCHES!!!

HOOO-EEYOW!

what the fuck just happened?



you haven't seen epic unless you've seen
SEGATA SANSHIRO.
THE MASCOT FOR THE SEGA SATURN COMMERCIAL WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT IN JAPAN YEARS GO.
found a cover of his theme song on newgrounds,
got addicted to it,
now its playing on repeat on my itunes.

in case you haven't heard of him,
the videos in the lyrics are references from no place but YOUTUBE.

he's this judo guy with epic skills, excelling in sports and thrashing all naughty kids who don't go home with the sega saturn console on his back, telling them to go home and play the CONSOLE INSTEAD.

and this is my favourite, zombies. :D


still can remember the first COLOURED, 3-D SONIC GAME ON SEGA MANXSZXSZ.

he's believed to have sacrificed himself by stopping a missile that was launched into the sega office building by competitors sony and nintendo. LOL.





"segata sanshiro will forever live in our hearts."



okay enough of the judo dude,
juowi brought DRUGS to school today.
"EH MATT WANNA TRY DRUGS? RAINBOW PILLS FROM MALAYSIA."

"wtf's that?"

"put on ice-cream one lah, the topping."

"WA DAMN SHIOK LEH."

kept me awake the whole dammed day no matter how tired, boring, mundane the lesson was. the worst part of it all, i was actually awake and fully aware of all lessons today in school which i didn't understand a shit. the torture was just... undescribably hell.

installed xp on my mac using boot camp the other day,
AND L4D CAN WORK AFTER VIV GAVE ME THE IDEA OF INSTALLING IT ON MY MAC.

WOOHOO NO LAG BITCHES.

i feel damn fucking lucky,
coz just today i sat beside juowi, with his lagging facebook.
"damn this laptop lah."

and then was shaun,
"WA LAU, BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH."

and i'm like smiling playing my l4d in class.
zomfg i'm such an asshole.

took some dynamic picture and remembered how i used to purposely tried too hard to take photos of myself to freak people out.


like in my acer,

sigh acer, i miss you.

12:47 am

Saturday, 9 May, 2009

my mum's out on her desktop, watching her cheenapok dramas
whilst trying to book her flight seat to aussie to meet my sis.

she walks into her room
with my dad sleeping on the bed
to complain to him about the bookings when,
she sees the aircon remote on the floor
probably beside the bed.

"SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE LAH, KEEP CHANGING MY SETTINGS."

my mum's just pissed that my dad keeps spamming the aircon remote control buttons in the dark, playing it like a gameboy.
when it actually is, the weak battery, resetting all settings all over again.

my dad, confused and still in his half-conscience state, gets up,
"uh...? what i do? what happen!"
poor dad.

my mum, still pissed, storms outta the room, changing the aircon mode to the worst possible and crappiest mode ever, fan mode.

yes ladies and gents, there are functions like night mode,

so the aircon won't be so noisy,

normal mode,

and the worst shit, FAN MODE.

she switches it to fan mode,
grabs the remote from the floor,
and spits happily all over the house,
"SEE LAH, PLAY PLAY PLAY WITH MY REMOTE, NOW YOU SUFFER."

and walks out of the room
and back to her computer
watching her cheenapok drama
still giving that evil smile,
grinning from ear to ear.





and my dad's left in the room now
with the aircon set to function like a fan
he's probably dying from dehydration now or something.

maybe i should go help him now.
but i took my time a even wrote this blogpost anyway.


NAAAAAAAAAH, WE'LL LET HIM LEARN.















but seriously, it isn't his fault
those darn batteries keep running out.
some remotes have their settings changed to CHINESE.
or in IMPERIAL MEASUREMENTS.




sucks to be me.

11:24 pm

Friday, 8 May, 2009

my new camera is now officially my macbook pro.

with a sucky iphone,
and a bulky dslr,

there's always something certain i'll bring to school,
my laptop.

and with its sucky webcam with uber cool functions,
i can take pictures,
as long as its not paiseh for me to dish it out and start up photobooth.

been sick since wednesday.
felt like shit,
so i decided to pay a little visit to the polyclinic,
with juowi of course, whom i deep down really feel that i was the one who i passed the flu too. LOL SORRY JUOWI.

they gave us masks, took our temperature, and it was crowded like shit.

and into missing lessons,
who better to join us than
CHENGXI.
LOL.

he didn't follow us in though,
proved too lazy to get an mc for class,
but joined us for l4d later anyway,

yes, that's the lanshop.
and yes, i took out my laptop in a lanshop.
how retarded is that.
three poly boys all with laptops,
chose to go to a lanshop just to play l4d.

talked to martin yesterday,
told me he failed his 2.4 by 9 seconds,
and his pull-up by 1.
at least he told me the previous gym-ing session proved helpful.
that's all i have left to say.
for now at least.

well, ANYMORE GYM-ING MUST TELL ME OKAY,
I DON'T WANNA GO IN NS 8 WEEKS EARLIER ALSO. LOL.

started a massive bitchfit last night,
must be the flu, its really getting to me,
everytime i sleep at night,
i grow afraid of not being able to wake up,
not being able to breathe,
just dying from my nightmares,
running short of breath.

shaun told me something interesting on msn though,
"EH MATT, GO SEE CHERYL'S PM!"

"I CANNOT SEE LAH, MY MSN LAGGING, MACBOOK SUCKS CAN."

"NEVERMIND, I PRINT SCREEN FOR YOU."


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I ALMOST GOT A SHOCK TOO.

BUT WHY "M"?

IT COULD BE LIKE

MARTIN (LOL SORRY)
MELVIN
MARVIN
MARIO
MANFRED
MARCUS
MALCOM
MATHIAS
MERLIN (WTF I'M SO EVIL)
MORGAN
MAVIS
MAX
MICHAEL


OR MATTHEW? LOL.






signing out from the suffocating atmosphere of my clustered room,

a boy's name which starts with M.

LOL SORRY CHERYL, JUST HAD TO DO IT MS VIRGIN.

(credits to cynthia who drew me "i'm emo." on my hand. LOL)






"cynthia, don't let matthew distract you."

2:34 pm