"Only time will tell, if violins will swell."

Thursday, 12 March, 2009

GOD: Where were you?
ADAM: Hiding.
GOD: Why were you hiding?
ADAM: I was naked.
GOD: How did you know you were naked?
ADAM: Oops. Shit.

see what happens when you fucking screw up?
just ONCEEEEEE.

people tend to stereotype you
just like the other time i jio-ed jasmine to school for mass dance
and i came late.
JUST ONCE YOU KNOW.
WA LAU SHE TAKE COME WHAT ONE ICE-CREAM TRUCKLOAD OF COMMENTS COME SHOOT ME LAH.

RIGHT JASMINEEEEXSZXSZ?

fucking hell.
taught the hms society the mass dance today,
was actually quite surprised they danced quite passably well.

went to keagan's house today to teach him tuition.
OH YA AND I GOT A JOB, AS A FUCKING TUITION TEACHER.

AHAHAHA A MOTHERFUCKING TUITION TEACHERS YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES, TOP THAT THEN COME TO ME ON TALKING TERMS WITH MONEY BLOODY SCUM-SUCKING ROADWHORES.

anyway, on the way to his house, this dude kept staring at me in the bus,
just plain me listening to my favourite bullet for your valentine's song,
when he got off the same stop at me,
he went,

"WA YOUNG RASCALS NOWADAYS AH, LISTEN TO SO LOUD THE MUSIC ONE."

to his friend who was waiting for him.

taught keagan the 7-up DRINKING GAME.

WHAAAT? IT WAS GOOD FOR HIM TO REMEMBER HIS SEVEN MULTIPLICATION TABLES RIGHT?

"okay i wrong, you eat sweet."
"you wrong, i eat sweet."

then i went to st ants to help siva with her prep, when i was late.
met up with tarci, marianne, and viv there,
went for dinner.
siva kept reminding me to remove my earrings and wax my hair else the teachers will all bitch about her.

i just can't fucking stand those stereotypical people.
just coz i'm a
emoboywithfullbackwhothinksthewholeworldhatesmewhichlistenstoheavymetalblastingmusiconthetrainstoppingpeoplefromenjoyingtheirownlife
is gonna be a problem to them.

oh wells, gotta remove my earrings before the parents of young kiddos thinks some ah beng is teaching them wrong things in school.

its been a long time since i heard the wrong "rascal" spoken out of other people's mouths, passing their lips ever so quickly.

it was during primary school, when i was still living in tampines on the 4th floor of block 131...
my neighbour was talking to my dad when he first changed his car and got his first bmw,
my dad just parked his car and you know my dad, parking damn pro one. can just drive in the parklot and don't need to readjust his car to make straighter.

and he was heading up the lift and opening the door for me and my sis when stopped by our neighbour,

NEIGHBOUR: wa paul, you see that rascal in that bmw just now? he just fucking park his car so straight, and never even bothered to repark again.
DAD: that was me, its my new car lah.

OKAY, BACK TO REMOVING MY EARRINGS YOU BASTARDSSSXZXZS.

GOD: You've eaten from that tree that I commanded you not to eat from, haven't you?
ADAM: (experiencing his first-ever pass-the-bucket-instinct) It wasn't my fault, The woman you made to be with me- she gave me the fruit, so it was her fruit. And you gave me the woman, so this one's kind of on you, God.
GOD(to Eve): What have you done?
EVE: It wasn't my fault. It was the snake's fault. It tricked me.
ADAM: Nice, Eve. When in doubt, blame the snake. That'll stand up in court.

For its part, the snake probably looked around for something lower than itself to blame, but all the other animals had (wisely) stampeded away from the crime scene to save their own skins.

So God did what any responsible lawman does- he started passing out punishment to the preps.

godammit.
JUST FOR BEING LATE.

12:21 AM