"Only time will tell, if violins will swell."

Monday, 20 April, 2009

first day of school today, epic fail.
i think what made me so happy today was observing how epic fail people could be in life.

just at 3am some girl called me and yelled,
"CAN YOU PLEASE TELL MY BOYFRIEND TO PICK UP HIS PHONE? YOU'RE LIKE HIS BEST FRIEND. IF NOT I DUMP HIM."

i was like, "who the fuck are you? and what the fuck do you want?"

she replied, "eh sorry wrong number."

LOL.

lucky i was wide awake else who would have known what MORE vulgarities would have spat and made their way outta my mouth? ROFLMFAO.

EPIC FAIL 1.

and just today outside the school there was this young punk trying to smoke and hold the cigarette in different ways,
he accidenatlly put the litted end of the butt into his mouth and screamed. LOL.

EPIC FAIL 2.

part 3:
so i went home, took 74 to dover, stopped at sp. and i needed to pee.
there was this janitor mopping the floor, i apologised for stepping on his mopped floor.
and there was this other guy, probably from sp, peeing in the urinal beside me.
we both realised the janitor was about to mop the area on the floor around the sink, so we chionged our pee and raced to the same sink. he was initially beating me to the sink when he suddenly stopped and muttered, "shit."

i was only when i walked past him i realised HIS DICK WAS LIKE STUCK IN HIS PANTS.

I GRINNED, AND WASHED MY HANDS, AND LEFT THE TOILET.

as i left the toilet i still could like hear the janitor laughing at him. LOL.

EPIC FAIL 3.

then when i finally reached pasir ris, this aunty was like swinging her plastic bag until damn stylo milo. it was filled with rubbish and she aimed her swing precisely at the side hole of the bin when it bounced back from the hole and onto her face. I FUCKING LAUGHED AT HER AND SHE JUST STARED AT ME, NORMALLY PICKED UP HER TRASH BAG, AND NORMALLY PUT IT IN THE BIN.

EPIC FAIL 4.

the last one was when i met yilong at pasir ris interchange.
she aunty fell down as she rushed for the bus 12. (WOOHOO BUS 12 ROCKXZSXZSXSZ) we rushed to help her up and yilong told me, "WHERE'S YOUR PEER LEADER CHARACTER, HAS IT ALL TAUGHT YOU NOTHING?"

then was when i began to think,
should i have helped all those people that i laughed at earlier today?

help the girl with her relationship problems with her boyfriend even though she was a random stranger?

help the man stuff his penis back into his zip?

help the aunty throw her rubbish and teach her how to aim?

help the young punk smoke his cigarette properly?

OR MAYBE NOT.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fine day, first day. :D

10:09 PM