"Only time will tell, if violins will swell."

Wednesday, 13 May, 2009

Segata Sanshiro- DruoxtheShredder (from newgrounds)

*epic intro*

Running down the dirt road
with a Sega saturn on his back
He's come to kick your childrens' ass
And send them back inside!

No one is safe
you are all doomed
A judo throw for you!

land and explooode!
you will learn the Naaaaaaame!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
Better than Chuck Norris! it's Sanshiroo!!

There is No place that is safe
He will hunt all of you down
He will then throw everyone
and then he'll choke you out

Dancing in a nightclub only to to turn around

then you will SEEEEEE!!!

Standing ooover youuuuuu!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

Long Ago...
Before the time of Chuck Norris
There once was a man who roamed Japan with a Sega saturn on his back
and he found people to play it
because he knew:
THAT THE SEGA SATURN WILL REIGN SUPREME!!!

*epic solo part...sorta*

He will never lose
you can not win
He can kick a baseball
an Asian Juggernaut

Try to kick a goal with a kick of penalty

You will then miss!

Because he liiifteeed the goooaaal!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
There's no end to pain, Sanshiroooooo!!!

He knows when you're sleeping
and He knows when you're awake
yes, He needs no facial hair
12 bricks his head can also break

you think he's Santa until his face is gone

Then you will seeeee

His true identityyyyyyy!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He'll rape your childhood, it's Sanshiroooooo!!!

SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
SEEGATAA SANSHIROO!
He's Segatahaaaaaa-aa-aaaa-aa-
aaaaa....Sanshiroooo!!!

NO BASEBALL ALLOWED BITCHES!!!

HOOO-EEYOW!

what the fuck just happened?

you haven't seen epic unless you've seen
SEGATA SANSHIRO.
THE MASCOT FOR THE SEGA SATURN COMMERCIAL WHEN IT FIRST CAME OUT IN JAPAN YEARS GO.
found a cover of his theme song on newgrounds,
got addicted to it,
now its playing on repeat on my itunes.

in case you haven't heard of him,
the videos in the lyrics are references from no place but YOUTUBE.

he's this judo guy with epic skills, excelling in sports and thrashing all naughty kids who don't go home with the sega saturn console on his back, telling them to go home and play the CONSOLE INSTEAD.

and this is my favourite, zombies. :D

still can remember the first COLOURED, 3-D SONIC GAME ON SEGA MANXSZXSZ.

he's believed to have sacrificed himself by stopping a missile that was launched into the sega office building by competitors sony and nintendo. LOL.

"segata sanshiro will forever live in our hearts."

okay enough of the judo dude,
juowi brought DRUGS to school today.
"EH MATT WANNA TRY DRUGS? RAINBOW PILLS FROM MALAYSIA."

"wtf's that?"

"put on ice-cream one lah, the topping."

"WA DAMN SHIOK LEH."

kept me awake the whole dammed day no matter how tired, boring, mundane the lesson was. the worst part of it all, i was actually awake and fully aware of all lessons today in school which i didn't understand a shit. the torture was just... undescribably hell.

installed xp on my mac using boot camp the other day,
AND L4D CAN WORK AFTER VIV GAVE ME THE IDEA OF INSTALLING IT ON MY MAC.

WOOHOO NO LAG BITCHES.

i feel damn fucking lucky,
coz just today i sat beside juowi, with his lagging facebook.
"damn this laptop lah."

and then was shaun,
"WA LAU, BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH."

and i'm like smiling playing my l4d in class.
zomfg i'm such an asshole.

took some dynamic picture and remembered how i used to purposely tried too hard to take photos of myself to freak people out.

like in my acer,

sigh acer, i miss you.

12:47 AM